For one second.
To get the laundry out of the dryer.
When I return, I am greeted by Ms. Hawaiian Tropics, 2010.
As it turns out, no one enjoys mid-February pasty legs, not even a naked two year old. Yes, she took care of the disrobing and the application in a record three minutes time. An afternoon bath ensued.
p.s. There was also some Bath & Body Works lip gloss purchesed circa 1998 in the mix.